Drive Thru Strip Show

I got hungry around 10 tonight and decided to make a run to Mickie D's since there were no groceries in the house. Yeah I know, you aren't supposed to eat late at night but what's a girl to do when she needs a french fry fix? So I jump in the car in my pajamas because I'm just going through the drive thru. I order my quarter pounder w/ cheese and fries and proceed to the first window. At the window, I notice the girl kind of leaning out of the window. I thought she was either looking at my car or trying to hear the old school rap song I was listening to (It's All About the Benjamins in case you were wondering) so I look at her and say "What?" as in "what in the world are you doing?"
Then the conversation went something like this:
She says, "I was looking at your shorts."
I say "My cupid boxers?"
She said, "Yeah they have hearts on them. We must have been thinking the same today."
Then she proceeds to do something I never thought would happen at the McDonalds drive thru. She unbuttons her pants and pulls them down. So here I am sitting in my car at the drive thru, and inside the window there's a big tough looking girl with cornrows in her hair showing me her Spongebob Squarepants Boxers with hearts.
Just thought yall would get a chuckle picturing me trying to figure out how to respond to this drive thru strip show. I think next time I'll take the time to slip on some jeans before I go grab a burger.