Bra Sale

So the older you get, the harder it is to find a quality guy. This is logical since you start out with x number of good guys and, as the years pass, they get snatched up one by one by girls who were smart enough to grab them early. So it’s kind of like the bra sale at Victoria’s Secret. You can find some really great deals, but if you don’t go on the first day, it’s practically impossible to find a cute bra! All that’s left are the tacky ones that you would only see on the women standing on the corner if you make a wrong turn in Columbia after midnight…but that story is for another blog. Anyway, after the first day of the Victoria's Secret bra sale, you can no longer find the good bras in the neatly sorted bins on the table, you have to look under the table and dig to the bottom of the cardboard boxes hidden under the tablecloth. Lately I feel like I’m digging through a bottomless cardboard box full of tacky bras. It’s tough being 24 and single.