My Chalupa

Miss Courtney Jones is my best buddy.
When she's not here, it drives me nutty.
Why did she move so far away?
What the heck's in Iowa anyway?
The dynamic duo, my partner in crime,
Life without her is worse than being a mime.
I know the Carolina boys must miss her tons.
That's a good thing though; she only liked the bad ones.
Although it's tempting, I wont name any names;
It would come back to bite me and I'm done with those games.
Instead I'll just give some subtle clues
Like "Baby, why you smilin?" and a midnight fishing cruise.
Or "luscious lips" and a "geographic tongue"
Oh those days of being stupid and young.
But right now, I'm so excited I could almost burst
Cause my Chalupa is comin to see me on October 21st.
We're gonna cause some trouble and do it up right;
When CJ's in SC, it's always "LADIES' NIGHT!"